I am Jack's Wasted Life
This blog is my guilty pleasure. A place to let my stupid, deteriorating sense of humour run wild.


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Hazel: Bitch I might be
17 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 7,061 notes



McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.


McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.

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20 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 42,009 notes

Reblog this if your blog is dedicated to Doctor Who or Sherlock. I’ll follow you. I need my daily fix.

20 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 2 notes
beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 137,959 notes

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 227,982 notes
1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 24,984 notes

doomslock:

“you are what you eat” a recipe book by hannibal lecter

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 3,668 notes

tardisblue14:

notmysecret:

penrose-stairs:

A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.

I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive though.

This post is my life.

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 67,774 notes

castielpoops:

MY MOM JUST POINTED SOMETHING OUT TO ME

A MONTH OR TWO AGO I DID THIS PAINTING

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AND SHE SAW A GIF OF THE ANGEL FALLING THAT SHOWED WINGS AND SHE WAS LIKE “YOU PAINTED THAT”

I AM A PROPHET

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 12,683 notes

finaljudgement:

messinatrenchcoat:

this was literally the only thing that came to my mind when I saw that scene

ily

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 4,159 notes

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

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WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 48,035 notes
glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.
We’re that bad, huh?


Neopets.
Did you do the thing, Neopets?
Tell me the truth, Neopets.

glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 141,611 notes

rdjismydrug:

survivingrealitywithoutnormality:

Marvel we need to talk about your obsessions with blue glowing objects

Marvel you have a kink

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 24,057 notes
thefogofwar:

ugh. I hope they won’t make him useless as a human. Let him be an expert bladesman or the most gracefully skilled person ever at hand-to-hand combat; straight up pressure points, lethal precision shit. Also residual psychic powers like Anna had… premonitions, telekinesis, SOMETHING.
He just needs to be an exceptional human. No baby in a trenchcoat bs. Not this guy. No way. I WON’T TOLERATE IT.

thefogofwar:

ugh. I hope they won’t make him useless as a human. Let him be an expert bladesman or the most gracefully skilled person ever at hand-to-hand combat; straight up pressure points, lethal precision shit. Also residual psychic powers like Anna had… premonitions, telekinesis, SOMETHING.

He just needs to be an exceptional human. No baby in a trenchcoat bs. Not this guy. No way. I WON’T TOLERATE IT.

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 22,347 notes
likechaser:

likechaser:

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 18,566 notes