I am Jack's Twisted Sense of Humour

The problems of writing

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:04:32 -0400

pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:

Having a Beginning

Having an Ending

But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?

HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING

WHAT IS A PLOT

WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS

WHAT IS WRITING

And most importantly:

HOW DO I TITLE

schwarzweis: and then there’s joss whedon I think he gave up long ago

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:18:05 -0400

schwarzweis:

and then there’s joss whedon

I think he gave up long ago

mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:17:36 -0400

mew-squared:

In 2009, a man married a video game character

In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower

In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll

Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster

And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

getoffmybloghoe: 11 year old voice: why do i have to make my bed when i’m just going to sleep in it...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:17:00 -0400

getoffmybloghoe:

11 year old voice: why do i have to make my bed when i’m just going to sleep in it again tonight

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:16:35 -0400

sloth-with-a-blog: thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:15:27 -0400

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

russianoatmeal: fangirlsunite394: robiningravens: chadslindberg: if you’re emotionally scarred...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:15:14 -0400

russianoatmeal:

fangirlsunite394:

robiningravens:

chadslindberg:

if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands

tyleroakley: Latrice reigns supreme.

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:12:42 -0400

tyleroakley:

Latrice reigns supreme.

thewinchesterswagger: coffeeandcheesecake: just had a realization that someday there are going to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:12:04 -0400

thewinchesterswagger:

coffeeandcheesecake:

just had a realization that someday there are going to be gifsets of Sam and Dean’s first and last words on Supernatural

and I started crying

jensenacklesruinedmylife: thefinalanswer: dottewa: mishatippin...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:11:30 -0400

jensenacklesruinedmylife:

thefinalanswer:

dottewa:

mishatippins:

lepetittortue:

vigorousjazzhands:

I made a thing that needed to be made

Bless this post. Bless you.

I hope you find five hundred dollars on the ground you perfect little shit

If Naomi were male the fandom would adore her. Because she’s kinda perfectly made and acted. And by kinda I mean definitely.

if naomi was a male i would NOT love her. regardless of her gender she is just one of those characters you love to hate. cant hate anyone more than someone pretending to be good, at least we know where crowley stands.

AND NOW SHE’S DEAD.

I despise Naomi because she’s a devious BAMF and “Cas honey, you lost child” feels. But that’s the character she plays which means she’s doing a good job being a decent villain. We hate her but admire her guts. Just like Abaddon. Unlike Metatron, stupid-ape-with-no-balls kinda villain.

peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:05:28 -0400

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

rnackenzie: how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:04:59 -0400

rnackenzie:

how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature

hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:00:48 -0400

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

thorgasmed: dimpleforyourthoughts: here sam winchester is around 26 years old, and has just been...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:59:14 -0400

thorgasmed:

dimpleforyourthoughts:

here sam winchester is around 26 years old, and has just been told to lose bobby’s number

now imagine what this face looked like at seventeen years old, hearing the words “If you go to stanford, don’t come back” from his own dad

imagine what is face looked like when Dean said he would drive him to the bus station, didn’t even stick up for Sam or argue with Dad

imagine

nO

Wait! Hold on! Remember in Dark Side of Moon, one of Sam’s greatest hits of his life was leaving to Stanford. He said he was happy he got away from John and he didn’t think of it as leaving Dean behind as well. He was probably indignant and very relieved when he left. He probably made a bitch face.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:57:58 -0400

sevenplusfour:

itsajensenthing: #john never taught him that

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:55:38 -0400

itsajensenthing:

#john never taught him that

hugchesters: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE LAST...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:55:02 -0400

hugchesters:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE LAST THING MONSTERS SEE BEFORE THEY DIE

schneetierchen: Never not reblog because Bobby beats...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:52:45 -0400

schneetierchen:

Never not reblog because Bobby beats everybody.

breadboxes: breadboxes: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot “where did...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:42:58 -0400

breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot

“where did my van gogh”

haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:41:43 -0400

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day